What movies have not aged well?

From Russia With Love

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why are US customs agents so talkative? I cringed hard when a US customs agent asked me if I was on vacation. He doesn’t need to know why I went to another country as long as I am a U.S. citizen.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-J W Pepper

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why is money considered to be the root of all evil?

Moonraker

Dr No

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Which bands became massively popular for covering songs rather than recording originals?

Octopussy

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Do you think the number of sissies is on the rise?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

You Only Live Twice

Why does he text me first but when I never text first he gets mad?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Ah so!”

Why does my vagina always itch so badly after my periods?

Live and Let Die

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why is Reagan seen as the best president in the USA when he literally destroyed the American economy with trickle down system and was strongly against worker unions?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why don’t people want the American Dream anymore - marriage, kids, a dog, and the white picket fence?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What are the major security challenges facing India, both domestically and internationally, and how does the government address them?

A View to a Kill

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Goldfinger

Why is my vagina swollen, it’s very itchy. I had sex we used protection, but day after it felt like my insides had a heartbeat as well as itching, the pulsing has went away but it is still itchy and my discharge is yellow, i'm 15, what could it be?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Diamonds Are Forever