What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 17:26

Live and Let Die
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
What do you wear when you are alone at home?
-All the bad guys are black.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Why do companies cull employees during financial downturns without saying so?
Dr No
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-J W Pepper
Octopussy
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Why is Reddit blocked by the Indonesian government?
Diamonds Are Forever
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Why do many Hong Kong Chinese look different from the Han Chinese in mainland China?
Goldfinger
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Is it possible for the AfD to ever win the chancellorship in Germany?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Moonraker
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
You Only Live Twice
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
From Russia With Love
-”Ah so!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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A View to a Kill
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.